Finally, a spam email willing to ask the DIFFICULT QUESTIONS
I know how cliche it is to post silly phrases from spam emails, but I’ve never seen one so spectacular before.
The subject line was “Start a Profitable Woodworking Business from Home!”, and it went on about woodworking for a time. Then, after the requisite “click this link to unsubscribe” link (I’m not clicking that link for all the money in the world), I suddenly got this…
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Is this what living in the future is really like?
